Whoever writes the headline descriptors for news readers needs a medal for adding humour to our lives (unless they are offensive of course):
The costs of launching the first manned mission to Mars have skyrocketed.
Domestic violence statistics hit home.
New laxative cleans out the competition.
Random attack was planned.
Lost hiker found himself alone.
Charity indebted to bank for large donation.
New regulations on gambling labelled a bad deal for Casinos.
Coronavirus video goes viral.
Children's hairdresser accused of grooming.
Minister's inflammatory remarks on bush fires sparks debate.
Prostitution laws ahead of the game.
Toll booth operators respond to upcoming change.
Burger chain grilled over new menu.
Vegan nightclub, a meat market.
Anti-fascist protesters shut down free speech conference.
Obesity a huge problem.
Climate Change debate gets heated.
Amputees up in arms.
Poor turnout for inclusive demonstration.
Depression at an all time low.
Nude art exhibition unveiled.
Obese people fed up with criticism.
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