Terrible Metaphors

What if the metaphors we use actually happened? What would we see?


Fell pregnant

Fell in love

Couple broke up

Lost their virginity

Lost weight

Lost their mind

Justice served

Dropped out of school

Got fired

Hurl abuse

Stone cold sober

Pissed off

Pissed

Straight

Bent

Dress up

Drag Queen

Taking the piss

Throwing up

It's pissing down

Off my tits

I'm game

The weather is shit

Bugger me

Skin in the game

Good looking

Busting someone's balls

Talking shit

Mortified

Gob-smacked

Dumb struck

Pop over

Backseat driver

Blood curdling scream

Come up for a night cap

He's driven

Poppy cock

Jump start

Kick start

Stoned

Burned out

Got the axe

Tied up in knots

Tongue tied