People want X and Not X at the same time.
People want to eat and lose weight.
People want to express their individuality and copy everyone else.
People hate the slaughter of animals and love meat.
People love 3rd world immigrants, but not next door.
People say it's what's on the inside that counts, and fall in love with babes.
Women love a guy who's caring and makes them laugh, but want to shag the tough wanker.
Men want a soul mate to share their life, with big boobs.
Social Justice Warriors protest against Fascism, by shutting down and boycotting free speech.
People want massive carbon and pollution reduction, and use power and gas to fuel their lives like its running out.
People want to come together in the face of adversity and crisis, and bash each over the last rolls of bog paper.
People meet others, laugh, smile and share concerns, and bitch about them behind their backs.
People want Freedom, but not when it upsets them.
People want the Truth, unless it hurts.
Religious scientists demand Evidence for everything except God.
People are walking talking self-contradictions.
People don't know what the fuck they want at any given moment.
People are confused and the world inside their heads is a fucking mess.
No wonder the world is fucked.
Everything's fine until the shit goes down.
Then all this confused crap comes out like explosive diarrhea mixed with baking soda.
People!
You can't have it both ways.
Pick a thing and stick to it.
She loves me. She loves me not.
Exactly.
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