Got = received
Said = conveyed
Did = actioned
Bought = procured
Learned = studied
Read in Google = researched
Took = acquired
Took from someone else = re-appropriated
Thought = concept
Guess = estimation
Wild guess = broad estimation
Thing = issue
Problem = issue
Trouble = issue
Complete fucking mess = issue
Bullshit = assumption
Disaster = concern
No shit = clearly
Obvious = evident
Need = require
Want = require
Help = assistance
Stop = cease
Go = proceed
Go ahead = move forward
Go fuck yourself = I understand that's your opinion
Fuck yeah = I concur
Fuck no = that is not an option
Shit happens = some consequences cannot be predicted, but must be accepted
Full of shit = frequently displays unfounded assumptions
it's going to shit = that is likely
Who gives a shit? = that issue is not relevant here
What the fuck? = this is quite unexpected
I think I shat myself = let's have a 10 minute break
Who farted? = let's take a 15 minute break
I did shit my pants = let's reconvene tomorrow
Who's the fat ass? = we are an inclusive community
You're a dumbass = I disagree
No, you're the dumbass = let's agree to disagree
Talk to someone = engage with someone
Fuck them up = engage with someone
You fucked up = there are some issues with your productivity on this matter
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